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When you want your friend or friends to pay for you for you being their friend. Social agreement to pay back your friends at a later time.
Jon: Hey you owe me $15 bucks for dinner.
Joe: Cool, add it to the friendship account.
Jon: :|
A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.
A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.
Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
Type of Instagram shitposter (or Twitter but mostly popular on IG). Closely related to Groyper accounts. 9k’s are a denomination meant to be more esoteric and therefore less noticeable to the banhammer of Zuck. Many Groyper accounts get purged as soon as an Instagram janny notices their telltale fat fucking frog pfp and name like “____groyper” or some other retarded spelling like “qroyp” or “qroyb”. Some 9k accounts will use Groyper pfps and others will use different types, 9k accounts take pride in their original characters and will often incorporate them into their OC. Furthermore, many 9k accounts are not as extreme as the real groypers, but this is not always the case. A good number of 9k accounts have never even watched people like Fuentes and barely get involved with politics. Instead LARPing or ranting about esoteric autist shit that nobody else in the world cares about, or simply making art for their frens.
Autistic frog 1: “Hey brother. You checked out Potato9k’s new post?”
Autistic frog 2: “oh shit, his account is gone… qan’t believe this traqedy…. Stupid fucking nigger shouldn’t have used such an obvious Groyper styled pfp.”
Autistic frog 1: “yeah… well Rhodesia9k is still up”
Autistic frog 2: “fuck that bro, that guy is a fucking cringe troglodyte… I honestly don’t want to engage with another 9k account”
Autistic frog 1: “agreed… let’s go masturbate in tandem to pictures of Nick Fuentes”
Autistic frog 2: “On my way!”
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A secondary account for when you already have an existing primary account for most commonly, but not limited to, an internet forum.
A rudeboi account is created for committing acts of 'rudeness' aka trolling which you would otherwise not use your primary account for incase of a ban, (note that acts of rudeness are limited to a sub-IP ban level) or you're to scared to post the matter at hand on your main account in fear of what other people have to say, so a covert means of posting is required.
Big Ron: I'ma go be rude on ye olde forums
Sneaky Jim: I SURE HOPE YOU'RE USING YOUR RUDEBOI ACCOUNT! BBQ RIB AMIRITE?
Big Ron: def
Poopin' Jack: I'm worried if I post this subject of high personal importance people will be angry and flame me. Better use my rudeboi account!
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the timeless and limitless line of credit available from close friends and family.
'since i know you cant return the cash, i guess i'l just have to put it on the love account.'
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v. Also, service the account, the account is being serviced.
A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.
"Excuse me, I'm clueless about buying absolutely anything."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."
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