Government administration

Paying vulnerable sector persons a 1800 era wage on odsp

This government administration gave me 27 months to live.

sports administration

A program at Laurentian University (and many other universities across the globe) sometimes referred to as SPAD. This program focusses on the business of sport in areas such as HR, Finance, Marketing and many other areas. Many alumnus have gone on to be incredibly successful in the sport industry.

Jake: Hey Zach, what college program did you apply for?
Zach: I applied to sports administration so I can be the GM of the Leafs.

Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.

John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."

Administration

The worst part of a job. Heck, even administration is a pain in the ass for both doctors and nurses at a hospital.

Hospital Administration: "I'm sorry Dr. Ryan, but you need to work more efficiently from now on."

Dr. Ryan: "You pieces of shit, have you ever worked in heathcare?"

Administrative Co-Publisher

An Administrative Co-Publisher is a publisher that holds administrative rights to intellectual property in perpetuity.

AAA Publishing is the Administrative Co-Publisher on Buzzy B's latest song "I feel you".

Administrator

A user with administrative permissions. Ban, Kick, Mod, Un-mod, jail, announce, kill, etc.

Mike Admin, I am a Administrator and you are getting PERM banned,
Jake Senior admin: *chukle* You think so? I will PERM ban you!
Mike Admin: How, I am a admin, you are just a present player,
Jake Senior admin: Oh you think?
Mike Admin: What do you mean? I will BAN you now, :ban Colonel_Jake
Admin System: Command Failed
Mike Admin: Wait, what?!?!?
Jake Senior admin: Ha Ha Ha, :ban Mike
Admin System: Successfully banned
Jake Senior admin: Told him,

administrative wank

A wank used to simply relieve stress, boredom, or to simply helping with going to sleep

After a good day's work nothing gets you in a relaxed mood better than an administrative wank!