after splash

To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.

Fuck my shit was heavy and small so I got lots of after splash.

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after-baked

The feeling you have after smoking strong weed, where you feel like doing nothing and your brain is useless.

I feel so after-baked today. I need to get me some more weed.

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After piss

When someone is done peeing, and the pull their pants up, but some pee still leaks out.

Girl: Johnny, did you pee your pants?

Johnny: Nah, just some after piss

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after-wiggle

the pee that comes out after you wiggle

you have finished at the urinal (you have already wiggled) and you walk away and some pee comes out that you did not know was there!

man i just got some serious after-wiggle... you can see it on my shorts....

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The Morning After

The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before

Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before

The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening

Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL

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After Sleep

The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.

This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.

your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.

your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.

after effects

Adobe After Effects is a digital visual effects, motion graphics, and compositing application developed by Adobe Systems and used in the post-production process of film making, video games and television production. Among other things, After Effects can be used for keying, tracking, compositing, and animation. It also functions as a very basic non-linear editor, audio editor, and media transcoder. In 2019, the program won an Academy Award for scientific and technical achievement.

damn do you use after effects? that effect looks really good
-yeah thanks!