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another word for a joint or weed
hey man you got any jeeferson airplane?
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The single shittiest movie ever made. The whole movie is free on YouTube if you want to subject yourself to this dumpster fire.
Person 1: Airplane Mode is the worst movie I've ever seen.
Person 2: No shit, I turned it off after the orgy scene because it's so bad.
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A miraculous and very pleasant poop that requires minimal wiping (and time) to complete, while enduring a long flight that lacks a readily available quiet and relaxing poop conducive environment.
"Oh, man. The flight from the US to London was brutal. I especially regret eating those buffalo wings and baby back ribs before departure."
"Are you serious, man? You must have had an awful time. Did you shit yourself?"
"No actually I was lucky. Usually that shit goes right through me but I think the gods were on my side this time. I had an airplane poop."
"Dude, you must have a guardian angel. Theres no way I could eat greasy ribs and wings and be lucky enough to have a perfect poop like that."
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What you have to do when the airplane is so overcrowded you cannot walk. Always occurs during long 10+ hour flights. The plane will usually crash and catch on fire, making escape very interesting. A hole is commonly torn in the side of the plane as everyone hits the door at the same time.
I had to perform airplane yoga to fit into my economy seat.
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Where two people go under a blanket or in the bathroom of an airplane and make love!
me and my boyfriend were flying to paris for a couple of days and as soon as we got on the airplane i knew that he had to be inside me. He told me that he needed to go to the washroom and that i was welcome to join him, i promised him that i would be joining him. he went and i fulfilled my promised and came in, in the tight space my body was pressed against his. I pushed him on the toilet and said "You've been a very bad boy and you need punished!" I pulled his pants off first. he starts to finger me hard from behind! that feels amazing and so he shoves in 4 fingers! As i increase the speed of how fast I am putting his thick dick into my mouth he gets harder and harder until finally he cums. As I licking the excess cum off of his penis. He then ate me out! Even after cumming, He was still hard, so he got on top of Me and put his huge penis right into my wet vagina. He pumped back and forth, increasing his speed as he went.“Oh! Faster, faster! Ah! Oh! Harder! Aaahh! Oohh!! Oh! Gimme more! Oh Aah!” I exclaimed as the pleasure built up inside of Me. He hit my g-spot and I came harder than I had ever come before. I screamed as I felt waves of pure pleasure course through My entire body. The orgasm lasted for at least two whole minutes, but He wasn’t done just yet. we got into the 69 position and it was amazing. Once there was no more cum to go around we put our clothing back on and went back to our seats after a great airplane sex session!
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Sanitary Napkin maxi pad kotex
Jenny Was riding the cotton airplane today
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To have sex. Most commonly, a synonym for ride the horsey.
Does she like to ride the airplane?
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