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the place where everyone is related and people say yeh haw on their tractors.
sister: do you wanna come over our parents aren't home i'm in alabama
brother: yeah baby let me get my tractor
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A state where kids in high school school can blow snot on their paper and they'll get an A. Therefore they're able to apply to some of the greatest colleges out there and they'll be accepted, even if they can't spell the word HICK.
Damn rednecks from Alabama are taking spots from kids applying to Yale who actually had to WORK for their A's in high school.
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second Hottest states in the south.One of the best Krunkest club Next to Atlanta. Tornado every damn Week . And the sweetest wether and sexieset guys ull see besides New JErsey and ATl. And the biggest sluts around.
PUt it up Madison AL roll TIde
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The best name EVARRRR<3 it definitely beats all the Ashleys and Katies. It's freakin beast and super unique!!! (yes my real name IS Alabama.)
Alabama has the beastliest name ever, man!
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A place where piss poor people with piss poor attitudes live. Mississippi is better.
In ALABAMA, you can marry your mom and your brother
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Alabama: one of the 50 states that make up the United States of America. It gained statehood on the date of December 14, 1819.
Welcome to Alabama, the only state where you can be a sister fister and a mother mower
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Alabama, the most inbreeding and raciest acts occur in this terrible place. you will notice if you visit this shit hole that the fans are ape shit because they won a single national championship. and seriously roll tide? yeah 2nd in obesity and 49th in education. also if i am familiarized with the law, it is still legal to own a slave in one small city? No shit look it up.
Hick1: damn alabama is the greatest state ever!
Hick2: yall be right, my momma says the same thing everytime she walks outside.
Human: illiteracy strikes again
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