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The act of precision-ejaculation that renders a sexual partner more attractive than before by targetting facial deformities.
"Sally may well be a butterface but with a little Alaskan Photoshop she is a babe!"
"I don't have any computer skills so I just do some Alaskan Photoshop on my models before I shoot the pictures for my website."
When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.
Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.
A performance of such. Where you get naked and squat down to fluffy snow, clench your ass cheeks. Then proceed to rub your asshole into your friends nose whilst they sleep.
Guy: " hey! Remember that time you slipped an Alaskan Tickle on Adam and he woke up sneezing? "
The act of ejaculating on a partner's face and/or chest, the partner then proceeds to spread the jizz across his/her face and then falls to sleep with it on.
Nothing would satisfy me more than one of your infamous Alaskan Moonshines that I've heard so much of.
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the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to use the frozen condom as a dildo.
my girlfriend lost her dildo, so we decided to hop on the alaskan turnpike.
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insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though
The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.
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(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.
(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.
Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.
Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"
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