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Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

60πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Aliens did it

A cop out, bullshit ending or rehash.

As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.

George: "Are we sure we want to make a new Indie movie, I mean the guys not as fit as he used to be and those are classic films?"

Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"

George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"

Steven: "Aliens did it."

George: " You haven't read the script..."

by jMiR89 February 1, 2011

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Alien Poon

Some kind of sexual intercourse with someone who isn't from where you live.

Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!

Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!

Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

by Superfly58 November 20, 2008

24πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


alien ween

a name for an emoji created by the youtuber "24 frames of nick"

"you dude,that looks like an alien ween"

by alethia 6785 October 10, 2020


channeling aliens

A lighthearted and subtly derisive expression used to point out a sudden and profound shift in a person’s behavior, when someone does something entirely out of character.

Suddenly, after a lifetime of being late to everything, I found myself arriving solidly fifteen minutes early to all of my appointments, so I began to imagine I may be just one of the many folks who are channeling aliens!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021


tony the alien

the best alien in the univers who hangs around with America

in hetalia tony the alien watches a scary movie with America and Japan

by Cornwall & Scotland June 21, 2014


Alien Brain

(n) When the male scrotum is viewed upside down, resembling a brain of an extraterrestrial, or alien.

Wow mom look at THAT alien brain!!!

by Matthew Pablo September 3, 2006

54πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž