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A group of people that think they are extremely funny yet they aren't.
Person 1: Omg this stuff is gross get me off of straight tiktok and take me to Alt Tiktok.
Person 2: Shut up retard.
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commonly (but not always) one of the most annoying girls on the planet. they're all over tiktok. most of their videos consist of color customizer, along with random words like "i'm literally so hot stfu" (most annoying) and use 🥺 unironically. they like to tell men to not sexualize girls and then make videos of them joking about groping their friends (how about nobody sexualizes anybody?). they also take 'kill all men' way too far when it's supposed to be a joke. they call themselves 'under rated' but their content is just them staring into the camera and moving their head around. if you call them out for being bitchy they usually come back with "i have trust issues beacause (insert traumatic incident here)" and try to guilt trip you. they say 'don't judge others and love yourself 🥺💕" and then make fun of 'basic' girls. they also think that outting on heavy make up from a tutorial on youtube is a personality trait. over all, just stay away from "alt tiktok".
person: "hey you shouldn't sexualize girls. being bi doesn't give you a pass :/"
alt girl: "lol ok homophobe. WOOF WOOF ARF HOWL GRRR GROWL WOOF"
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Music that has all the qualities of pop (i.e. good rhythm, easy style, soft beats), yet has deep meaning or a complicated musical architecture.
Sarah McLachlan's new album is some fierce Alt. Pop.
A hipster whose image (appearance, musical taste, choice in foods) is defined by how little they adhere to typical hipster norms at any given time. Often, an alt-hipster runs two or three trends behind the hipster trends in an effort to show that they weren't really noticing what was going on and just now realized this was cool when finding last year's finds in the bargain bin at Salvation Army and hearing this music on Amazon Prime.
Q: What should I wear to this thing?
A: You're an alt-hipster; whatever the fuck you want.
How Kellyanne Conway refers to her anus.
Woman: But that wasn't what President Trump said he wanted to grab me by.
Kellyanne: Actually, the president was referring to your alt-vag, Ivanka.
someone who is "alt-happy" is sad, depressed, not happy,
a play on "alternative facts"
" i am no longer depressed; i am alt-happy!"
A way to send a blank message with a Microsoft Computer
“How do I send a blank message on Windows?”
“Just use alt+0173, hold alt and type the numbers with the num-pad.”