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(noun) The opposite of Eskimo Brothers. Two guys who have been rejected by the same girl. This has no correlation to the popular online shopping website.
"Dude, Stacy rejected you too? Guess that makes us Amazon Buddies
Visiting Amazon.com after subscribing to Prime for free shipping. Black out, and wake up to a delivery of one hundred items you didn't need but shipped for free.
I went online after class yesterday and seriously Amazon binged. My parents are going to kill me.
Something you order from Amazon.com and have no recollection of ordering.
Amazon gifts run me $200 a month! Who charges for gifts!
1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.
2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"
"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"
2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."
When you take Morning Glory seeds, Dextromethorphan (DXM) cough suppressant, and nutmeg all bought from amazon.com
"Hey Joe, wanna use $30 and do an amazon flip this weekend?"
"The fuck is wrong with you Jimmy"
The pile of umber boxes that grows inexorably from the floor during the month of December and then faithfully erupts forth on the 24th with a pyroclastic flow of merchandise and bubble wrap.
I'm afraid to go into the bedroom, Mt. Amazon is growing so large and precarious.
A description for someone with red pubic hair, as in they are a natural redhead. Used to distinguish between someone with natural red hair and someone with dyed red hair.
Do you think she has fire in the amazon?
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