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A Russian model who’s got really big fun bags and a huge peach.
If I see Anastasia Kvitko in the beach, I wanna squeeze her fun bags and spank dat big booty in dat bikini!
The most beautiful, smart and charming woman you’ll ever see . She is like sunshine , warm and gentle , tender and sweet !
-Why she is so gorgeous?-
- Because she is Anastasia Karamysheva !!
Anastasia W. is a fabulous person whom many people love and adore. She is a lovely, amazing, paradisiacal, gorgeous, prodigious, fantastic, fabulous, intelligent, and wonderful lady. She has many great friends and an annoying little brother.
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Small Cuban girl that succs in the name of God
Anastasia gotta chill, she's gonna suck the holy spirit out of him
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Beautiful name with more beautiful lower part of body but she is a bitch she likes to cut of boy’s penises and the fuck them with it
Anastasia Nani is a good girl
Anastasia moment – is the ultimate Murphy’s law moment (“Everything that can and cannot go wrong, will go wrong”). It is when a person (not necessarily someone who goes by the Greek name Anastasia), had good intentions, but somehow lost control of things, causing them to backfire and go so wrong that one would think that “that’s it, there’s no way out”. However, because the name Anastasia means “resurrection”, the things magically work out, leaving the person at the butt end of the joke seemingly unscathed (only slightly humiliated) .
- I just had the ultimate Anastasia moment!
- What's that like?
- I can't use my arms to carry stuff, because I am on crutches. But I wanted to eat cereals for dinner and watch How I met your mother at the same time, but my family had abandoned me. So I go downstairs to the kitchen and I come up with a brilliant idea, I put cereals and milk into a tupperware, I close it, and but it on my head. I am balancing my way to the TV, I go up five steps, and boom, it's all on the floor. It looked like I had puked everywhere, so I quit and just sort of sat there... My mom didn't even yell. That's how pathetic I am.