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ang zi xuan
ang zi xuan love sexing with celine
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probably the ugliest creature that mother nature created.
okay, let's start from his top:
he's got a very old-fashioned hair-style which is parted in the middle, and it's always greasy and un manageable.
he's eyes, are well...super tight that he almost cant see,(maybe thats why he still thinks hes good looking in the mirror)
he's nose is uber flat and his nose hair are soo long that they come out of his nostrils,
his ears is soo oddly shaped, almost like an elf, and he never cleans them and its full of wax, thats why he cant hardly hear,
his lips are coloured violet/blue and they are no longer reddish and they are always dry,
his tooth is broken and he talks in a funny way,
his neck, his nape is soo dark no matter how he uses skin lighteners,
his entire body is mostly composed of fats, and his penis is only 2 inches i think, and his thighs ares soo skinny and his body shape is soo awkward. and his clothing, um...they are sooo 5 years ago.
he is beautiful, no matter what they say...
yes words wont bring him down...
so dont you bring him down, today...
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A person who loves shortening words,
ie.
lol = laugh out loud,
brb = be right back,
But now he has been using words and doesn't really care if it becomes shorter or longer, as long as he spelled them incorrectly. Anything that came be done to be grammatically incorrect will be done.
1)"g"s at the end of a word are often dropped.
2)"s"s are are often replaced with "z"s.
3)Randomly, "0"s replace "o"s,
"3"s replace "e"s and
"1"s replace "l"s.
azn azian azen - asain
flip - philipino
pinoy pnoy - philipino boy
pinay pinai pnay pnai - philipino girl
vt gook viet vi3t - vietnamese
chink - chinese
jap - japanese
ish - is
dey - they
der dur - they're
hurr - here
n - and
ane - an
wut wat whu - what
dis - this
itz - it's
da - the
dat - that
swt swe3t - sweet
mi meh meeh me3h - me
imma ima - im going to
lil - little
iono i dunno - i don't know
knoe - know
boi boiz bois - boy/boys
guh gurl gurlz gurls - girl/girls
gurly gurlie - girly
mai mah - my
kute kyoot - cute
bak bac bacc - back
fo fer - for
realz - real
ame12ica - america
kali4nia - california
balla - baller - basketball player
ladie ladee - lady
xtasy - estasy
shiet shiit - shit
aiight - all right
tiite tiight - tight
onlee onl3e - only
wer - we are
r - are
u yooh yoh chu - you
blu blu3 bloo - blue
bootay bootie booty - ass
sexxie sex-e sesie - sexy
babie babee - baby
2 - to/too
dayum - damn
thnx thx thanx thankiez - thanks
fione - fine
deng - dang
nothin bein etc. - nothin being etc.
peas peac pe3ce - peace
mis miz mizz - miss
sho12ty shortie - shorty
holla - holler
kinki3 kinkee - kinky
dorkie - dorky
shai - shy
"what a moronic child"
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a not hot gay boy, who wants to be like cher at first, and then jessica simpson, and after watching that movie bring it on, he suddenly likes to be kirsten dunst. he then wanted to become a cheerleader even though he's sooo fat!
isiah: OMG! is that kirsten dunst!
isiah: stop calling me marvin, from now on my name is jessica simpson.
*then he tells everyone to call him jessica simpson and gets so angry if called marvn*
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A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming.
I'm going to catch some zee zee ang now.
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The greasy fingers one gets after eating at Chick-fil-A.
X: Hey, let me play with your i4.
Y: Hells no, not with your Chick-fil-Anges! It will take me forever to get rid of all that oil.
Z: That's what BP said!
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