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1. When someone sexually rubs his/her/a foot on your ankle (socks optional but discouraged). Can be used in lieu of a footjob. Also known as an "AJ."
While you are standing in the hallway in Vegas outside your new Mexican wife's hotel room at 4am and you can't go in the room because her aunt and sister-in-law and child from New Mexico are sleeping in the room, and the Mexican woman is telling you that she wants to become a nurse but she's unsure if she can "do it" but you encourage her and say that if she puts her mind to it, she can do anything! During this exchange, she gives you an ankle job. You are reassuring and you promise to write her a letter and possibly send her child a "Penn State" t-shirt for her child. You contemplate this seriously on your flight home.
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The bunching up of fat that gathers at the top of one's shoes. It bears a striking resemblance to an ass crack or a woman's cleavage. Often caused by cankles.
Jesus, check out the ankle cleavage on that bitch.
*earth rumbles beneath her feet*
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When you cut a girls ankle deep with a spork and stuff a straw down your japseye and blow paprika in there, take the straw out and jizz all over the girls ankle giving the stinging effect of spicy ankle
Jacob: Hey amber want to go have sex?
Amber: your not going to give me a spicy ankle again are you?
Jacob: Shit, i like the tingling feeling in my japs
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A small dog.
Our postman hates coming here because of our ankle biter dog!
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Basketball
...making such a good offensive move that the defender falls and breaks an ankle
Coach: "Let's break ankles in the game tonight!"
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a catch-all term for small dogs who tend, as a group, to be tough, feisty litle beasts and are often touchy and quarrelsome.
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trousers for men that hang above your ankle which allow the ankles to absorb the sunlight increasing male sexual power (scientific fact)
Hey did your pants shrink in the washer?
They are ankle swingers, you dumbo!
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