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sandi brown hair which has been frosted and dyed blue -- common in the hills of eastern Kentucky -- common among those who sleep with both their kin and livestock
Did you see that appalachian blue swirl? She orange pitted with her pig. I think it was a prom date.
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a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.
Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.
I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
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To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.
Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot!
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A pharse used to describe an extra martial afffair that you are hiding but are really out of the country.
The governor of SC was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend.
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Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse.
From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
What happened to the senator this weekend?
He's off hiking the Appalachian Trail *wink*
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Euphemism for leaving the governor's mansion, without telling anyone where you're going, and then disappearing for a week while breaking up with your mistress in Argentina.
A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
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A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice.
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.
A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"
"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}
"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
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