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an application you send in after you've been rejected by your top school.
guy: i heard jon is applying to cornell.
girl: yea, but its only a rebound app. he'll never go.
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If I see one more thing on this cursed bird app I swear to god
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A clever thing to say when you are otherwise at a loss for words.
Comes directly from the smart-phone boom and their endless applications ranging from farts, to directions, to kitten backgrounds.
Saying this automatically makes you popular.
Stephanie: Damn Pat, Tommy and I were grinding for so long last night that my shit still hurts. I swear that kid just doesn't know what else to do.
Patrick: They have an app for that.
Gamer: I is think I should no is play teh Warcraps no mores. Wackin it are becomming chore.
Loyal Friend: Dey is has teh apps 4 dat.
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An app for those who need a sense of peace or tranquillity while they are doing their business, by listening to some soothing or classical music, wise biblical verses or warnings, or worldly advice from successful businesspersons or celebrities.
The subscription-based version of the toilet app not only feeds you with daily spiritual and worldly nuggets from the best brains around the globe, but also tells you which clean or dirty public toilets in your vicinity still have advertisement space to promote your products or services.
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House party is an app where you can face call with 8 people or less. you can download the app for free. A girl named sarah will add you and spam you dont add her back
person 1: ayo do you have a chat app
person 2: yeah
person 1: good
The inability to keep up to date with the millions of App updates issued every second rendering your i-thingy archaic resulting in a complete disregard for updates.
Wow. I have 34 app updates since going to bed last night. I'm done with this. I have never been so App-athetic.