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farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold
His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.
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It's when you put an ice cube and hot sauce into a girls vagina and eat her out.
Ice cube.. In vagina, with a topping of hot sauce. Then you put your face in her vagina and lick it up. That is how you do the Arctic Taco
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Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).
Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!
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Can the giver of the rod, inserts his feces into a plastic bag, keeps in in the freezer overnight, and uses is it as a dildo for the given of the rod, when fully frozen.
Justin Timberlake gave my landlady the old' arctic rod last night.
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A really great band! originated from sheffield
members: alex turner (lead singer and lead guitarist), jamie cook (guitarist), matt helders (drums and backing vocals), nick o'malley was on bass guitar but was replaced by andy nicholson
I Bet you look good on the dance floor-
your name isnt rio but i don't care for sand- a reference to a song called rio by duran duran
When the sun goes down-
In this song he says "He told roxanne to put on the red light" is a reference to a song called roxanne by the police
arctic monkeys
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When, in sub-freezing temperatures, a man ejaculates onto his fellator's face, but the semen freezes mid-air, blasting the face with cumsickles.
It's so cold out tonight, I'm going to give Eric's mom an arctic blast before she makes me hot chocolate.
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The same as a bombay roll, but colder!
Matthew and Penny were in the park:
Matthew:Give me a bombay roll biatch
Penny: In these freezing temperture, it's more like an arctic roll!!!!
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