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A bald English teacher who is closely related to the devil.
student 1: what class so you have next
student 2: Fuckin Arthur Bangs english wonderland
student 1: oof
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Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) will get the Oscar nod at the 2020 Academy Awards for his portrayal of the Joker.
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Noun. A euphemism for big dick energy fucking; raw, dirty, and drunken sex.
My girlfriend was insatiable last night, so I made sure I gave her the ol’ Arthur Morgan.
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A black guy who teaches in fourth avenue junior high he’s bald as fuck he’s BIG his last name is miller he has a BLACK jacket he scratches his head even tho he has no hair and his gay as beard is white
Arthur is a big black guy
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Last surviving male of Planet Earth after it's demolition to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
Was actually a character from The Archers who found himself in the wrong storyline. i.e. a Monty Python-esque psychedelic space opera populated by characters such as Zaphod Beeblebrox (two heads, three arms, former Galactic President, recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being of All Time) and Ford Prefect (roving researcher for the Hitch hiker's Guide top the Galaxy, who chose his earth name after some really lazy research).
Constantly in search of tea, while all around him people search for the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything while trying not to die.
The Ultimate Answer was in fact 42, but since no-one knew the question they had to construct a giant supercomputer known as The Earth to find it out. This computer was often mistaken for a planet by the apelike creatures roaming it's surface. It was destroyed by the Vogons five minutes before the critical readout; thus the Ultimate Question was lost forever, allowing the psychiatrists and philosophers to continue in business unmolested and make a fortune arguing about it and "treating" people who wondered what it was all about.
Eventually, he learns how to fly.
"What?"
"Where's the tea?"
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Wow look at arthur.
I know hes so fat and sexy, i want him to eat my ass right fucking now!
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1. Internet Villain Douche. Supreme Douche of the Universe. In 2009 created a blog about his self-described "Journey", referring to his inevitable rise to fame as an actor and his greatness at getting chicks, specifically chicks that he deems are "9's or 10's. In 2009 he surpassed John Edward as greatest douche in the universe. 99% of comments on his blog explain his doucheyness buy the doucheness has reached such critical mass it is incapable of self-awareness.
2. n. complete douche; any person who by general consensus is a complete cheese dick that is unaware of their douchy effect on others, e.g. making others so angry and disappointed in the level of doucheyness that this new asshole has reached that it results in an utter loss of faith in mankind.
3. n. Any delusional internet faggot persona who thinks they are great and admired by others when in reality they make others want to commit collective suicide in horror.
Man that guy is such an Arthur Kade; he actually thinks people read his blog in earnest interest when really they are glued like accident bystanders to the sheer doucheyness of the faggot.
"John has reached the point of a douche intervention from his friends. His Arthur Kadeyness has reached such a point he no longer understands that talking about himself in the 3rd person and how many 9's and 10's he fucks not even Tucker Max could compete in internet blog arrogant doucheyness. Fuck that Kade faggot."
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