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A person who has perfected the fine art of sleeping, often under highly unusual or unlikely circumstances.
He is the consummate sleep artist, I’ve seriously watched him napping soundly during parades and inaugural events!
An artisian who sucks dick like they invented the craft
That bitch has sucked so many miles of dick she is a bona fide blowjob artist
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A master in the art of making bullshit believable.
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
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A popular blogger, who has opinion on everything , without deep knowledge or understanding the subject he's talking about.
Also, synonym of the cocksucker.
ex-Google TechLead is a clickbait artist. He's talking about Ukraine crisis without a clue what's happening there
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1. Like black lung or white lung except not. More fruity even.
2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
Me: Doctor, am I dying?
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.
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Jobless individual depending on their income from the state, i.e they 'draw' the dole.
A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?
B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.
A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.
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Stupid name that fina came up with for synchronized swimming.
Today I saw a bunch of girls in the pool doing artistic swimming.