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When a man is suddenly stricken with the urge to wear shorts in a blizzard
Person 1: look at Jeff over there! He must be freezing.
Person 2: he woke up with a bad case of built-different syndrome this morning.
Someone who has lots of stretch marks making it look kind of like tiger stripes.
Damn she's built like a tiger
curving one’s own penis downward; aiming it at their buttcrack for the purpose of washing upon release of their own urine.
Todd ran out of toilet paper so he had to use the built-in bidet method (;
for men it'd be buff or strong, for women it'd be fat
"Dude that chick is built ford tough"
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Noel Gallagher’s 2017 album, a cosmic pop album. Worst Album of 2017, for it’s utter shittyness!
Who Built The Moon got a 1-star review by the Irish newspaper The Irish Times.
homosexual 69or mutual oral sex - so called because the person on top resembles the position of riding a bicycle
i saw this pr0n vid where two hot chicks were riding the bicycle built for 2io, cunnilingus, queer