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Beyond great. Blindingly talented. Unquestionably amazing. The best of all time.
The great tennis player might play courageously with a bad blister. The greatnum great player will continue, and win, even when he has worn his hand completely away and must affix the racket to his ragged stump with tape.
getting denied by an Asian girl
going to a bar, asking an Asian girl for a dance, and she says no, you've been great walled
so cool, so innovative, so ahead of its time, it's insanely great. Steve Jobs used this term to describe Apple Computer's products....
The new iPod is an insanely great mp3 player.
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He is the entity that brings presents to good boys and girls on Halloween night, as popularized on the Peanuts television special "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown".
It is believed the legend of the Great Pumpkin originated in 12th century Ireland at a time when the Irish were still carving turnips into Jack-O-Lanterns for their Hallow's Eve festivities. According to legend the young children who carved the turnips were frustrated over the difficulty in carving this small root vegetable. Their wee fingers kept getting nicked by their knife blades when the knives slipped on the smooth surfaces of the turnips. The story goes that one such child, a 7 year old by the name of Phaneus, prayed on the evening of October 30 before he went to sleep, for divine intervention to bring him an easier vegetable to carve.
When he awoke the next morning beside his bed was a strange orange globelike vegetable twice the size of his head. When Pheneus touched it he realized this was the answer to his prayer, and he therefore immediately and gleefully began carving it into a Jack O' Lantern.
Upon carving what we know today as the pumpkin, he showed his creation to the other children of his village, and initially they were so afraid. But then the glory of the higher power shone about them, and said, "Behold, I give you tidings of great joy, for this is the Great Pumpkin; peace on Earth, good will towards men.
"The Great Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch every Halloween to give presents to good boys and girls!"
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First cousin's great-great-grandson.
My first great-great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
Noun, slang.
1. A person, most commonly a millennial, who is a gamer, whose great life experiences are almost exclusively indoors, and often defined primarily in terms of virtual explorations, such as those in the video games Super Smash Bros. and Monster Hunter. A "great indoorsman" could simultaneously be one of two Smash Bros.
2). A person, most commonly of the nerd varietal, who could go outside, but chooses to spend 99.99% of his or her time inside, often stewing in a pile of his or her own filthy and odorous laundry.
Friend: Are Logan and Jeremy going to the bonfire tonight?
Other friend: No, those great indoorsman are going to hang out in their room to game like fiends until their thumbs bleed.
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A deity often found by people under the influence of multiple substances.
The Great Boomski is the biggest and the baddest deity out there. God saw this and he was pissed, so he had a fighting tournament. All the best deities were there; Sheba, Buddha, Ra, Odin, and naturally, the Great Boomski.
After fighting through the brackets of all the deities, God and Boomski end up in the finals.
Boomski tried to find some relaxation before fighting God, so he wanders into God's locker room and finds God's slam piece - and God only has the finest slam piece. God's slam piece took one look at Boomski and says "Why don't you bring over some of that Boomdick" and Boomski wasn't bitch made, Boomski was real thug, so he turned it out.
Boomski leaves feeling good and God comes in seeing his slam piece just demolished. God was angered by this.
The next day, Boomski is nice and loosened up, but God is frustrated. They get to the fighting ring and God was like, "Boomski! I'm going to beat your ass!!" but Boomski threw his flex up.
BOOM! Oceans, Mountains, Rivers.
He whips his dick out and it hits the floor of the ring.
BOOM! Rabbits, deers, jrafs.
He threw his dick over his shoulder and God knew he couldn't compete, so he turned away.
Boomski snapped his fingers and the finest slam piece joined him. They got on his intergalactic skateboard and rode off into space to watch over you, and to this day he still watches over us all.
The Great Boomski watches over you. The Great Boomski watches over us all.