Reproduce Asexually

An intelligent way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

You know what, go reproduce asexually.

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asexual vanilla

a friend (more often than not, your BEST friend) of the same sex that is there for you in good times and in bad, who celebrates your triumphs and comforts your sorrows, who is so unbelievably bad ass that there is just no other way to describe them other than ASEXUAL VANILLA

Thanks for all your support and encouragement - you're totally my asexual vanilla.

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Asexual Lesbian

A woman who does not experience sexual attraction to anybody, but experiences romantic (and other forms) of attarction to woman. They might marry a woman.

I identify as an asexual lesbian.

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Panromantic Asexual

Someone who feels romantic attraction to people regardless of their gender identity, but doesn't feel sexual attraction to anyone.

"Sorry, I'm panromantic asexual"
"Oh cool, I'm not too worried about sex. Would you like to go out sometime?"
"Sure!"

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Hetero Asexual

Hetero meaning the liking or preference of the opposite gender. Asexual meaning the satisfaction with oneself.

To be a hetero Asexual can mean the possible definitions:

1. Likes or has preference of the opposite gender or the form of the opposite gender, but doesn’t not care or have a desire to seek a relationship with the opposite gender. Individuals with this type may also exclude female contact, or obtain a disregard or limitation to intimacy or sexuality with the opposite gender.

2. Has interest in the opposite gender’s form, but doesn't care for association with the opposite gender.

3. An individual who obtains a personal interest in the opposite gender, commonly arousal, but has no intention or desire to associate or engage in intimate relations with the opposite gender.

A hetero Asexual is a male or female that is interested in the form of the opposite gender; however, has no interest in a relationship with the opposite gender.

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Asexual People

Asexuals, in short, are gods.

Person 1: I'm Asexual, so I don't have attraction to anyone really.
Person 2: Everyone is attracted to other people, it's what makes us human! Asexual people don't exist, you just haven't found the right person yet!
Person 1: I guess I'm a god then.
It's tough to be a god starts playing

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asexual

someone who knows sex is of the devil.

shea has been asexual since his boyfriend cheated on him, and from then on knew it was a sin.

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