Asking lamp

A username that someone uses if they are a trumpie.

Donald trump’s new Twitter handle will be asking lamp

Asking answers

A term used when someone asks a question with an obvious answer.

Zack: Hey, man! Are you going to the party tonight?

Georgi: Bruh, you're asking answers. Of course I'll be there!

party ask

To ostensibly ask someone for a favour when in reality you are just informing them that you're going to do what you want regardless.

Comes from the fact that when you say to your neighbours "We're having a loud party Saturday night, if that's alright" it really means "We're having a loud party Saturday night."

"Fred just party asked me to borrow my lawnmower. He'd already gotten it from the shed!"

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Co-ask

It is to retweet what someone is saying, or rather, second the question, asking the same thing.

What Is The Time? Someone would reply and say "Co-ask" meaning he/she is asking the same thing

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ask whore

Someone who asks for fucking everything. Literally anything. Even if they already have one.

Ex. Ask whore: Can I borrow a pencil?
You: You're holding one.

Ask whore: Yeah but that one is prettier.

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ask jeeves

Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.

Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!

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Ask a ninja

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.

Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...

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