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When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.
God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.
A human wave tactic, typical used by countries with large populations once they run out of armor and are too stubborn in war.
Used extensively in the Ukraine war after the first 3 weeks in the battle of avdiivka.
Used extensively in bakhmut by Wagner and storm Z.
World War 1 trench assaults were quite literally a war about this as a whole.
Used by the Chinese in the Korean war.
TL;DR you have millions of men and life is cheap to your command so they throw you with minimal training.
The Russians are running low on Armor and have sent wave after wave of Meat Assaults after running out of Armor in the area, Life is cheap.
A swift, devastating blow to the small area which bridges the balls and the anus
In retaliation for Toby's dishonesty, I served him a perennial assault that nearly removed his prostate
The best clothing store in Houston
“Aye bro where’d you get that shirt”
“Urban assault”
when someone farts and the effects of it are hyperbolized and are said to be so bad they could cause brain damage.
Wow, that fart was so bad it was a cranial assault.
When a cry baby driver gets a phone number off the company truck & starts sending text messages calling names because they got butt-hurt by your driving
Woman says over text "Learn to fucking drive you pushed me over on the side of the road nice advertisement on your truck you're going to advertise like that then maybe you should drive like a normal citizen"
To get a reply of "Boo-hoo
Cry me a river, they even made a song about it years ago, retard"
Then she reply "I took a picture of the truck and now I'll take a picture of the text no one uses the word retard anymore except some illiterate ignorant asshole"
& gets the reply, "yo, that's textual assault"
What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from
I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.
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