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One who helps a friend capture an STI
for example spitting in your mates eye or puking in his pint or jizzing in his kebab. (assisted sti)
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A person who generally assists in helping someone in the act of putting some sort of hard object into the ass of someone else.
"So Chris do you have a job." "Yes i am an Anal Assistant"
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A way to help controller players aim. Aim Assist is extremely controversial. Pc players think it is overpowered and it turns out it barely works at all. Controller players say it doesn’t exist.
Pc player. “Controller player Controller player, he has aim assist”
Everyone else “ what aim assist”
Controller player (turns aim assist off) ends up being absolute garbage
Pc player “ proof proof”
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n. A horribly lewd sexual maneuver that involves an extremely intoxicated female being penetrated from behind and through continuously thrusting motions that are quite rough, hard, and aggressive from the male the intoxicated partner is eventually want to vomit. At that time the male moves a nearby trash can to underneath the womans face so that she can vomit freely without interrupting the intercourse.
"Hey don't move that trash can!! I have that there for later... I'm probably going to end up doin' an Indiana assist on Jessica.. She already looks kinda sick.."
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When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off
(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"
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Like the best ever Discord bot for ESO!
Elder Scrolls Online Assistant. For real Trial Guilds!
discordapp.com/api/oauth2/authorize?client_id=411786681935724546&permissions=1610086647&scope=bot
I used ESO Assistant to help me get gud at ESO!
I mean... You told them to leave, so... There you go! They left.
Hym “Why the assisted suicide? Because if you don’t make $200,000 an hour making fun of retards and telling people that the sky is blue and you’re not the nepotistic offspring of some high achieving fraud, life is actually pretty miserable. I know that this is a shock to you but the reason that you are getting all of the violence and suicide is that if things aren’t going your way, there is literally no reason not to take it out on the world and/or hard-reset and re-roll your character. At least they didn’t shoot you kids in the face.” 🤷 ♂️