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a short and fat lard who thinks very highly of themselves but is very unattractive.
person one: go talk to that girl over there
person two: no way, she's such a yellow bench!
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In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.
Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!
Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass
Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.
a bed used for having sex
He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.
She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.
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The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"
Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.
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an exercise that is designed to maximise the size and strength of the pectorali as found on the male and female H. Homo Sapiens... Also is a favourite among power lifters, performed with weights usually in excess of 450 lbs...
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