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an australian wanker close to eshay.
wears satchels and takes low level drugs. sags their shorts and commonly refers to sex as a root. rarely has girlfriends and mostly has “things” with girls. never homosexual and prodominatly white. travels in packs and wears nike adidas champion ect. always wears branded caps and branded shoes. says “up the” and “what the”. gets offended being called eshay do calls themselves lads. never EVER shows face in photos. it’s part of the religion. starts fights.
that’s an aussie lad right there
The term for a forigner, who has a unusual name typically asian or europeans, which is hard to pronounce for an aussie, so i substitute name is needed
Bob: Hey nice to meet you, im bob and you are?
Muganel: Im Muganel, good thx
Bob: Damn you need an aussie name like shazza or something
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The pre-bedtime act of showering quickly, concentrating on the pubic area, in hopes of luring a blow job.
With the possibility of oral sex, Curt performed an Aussie Wash, to freshen the area.
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A short fat white boi with blonde hair who likes to eat his own shit. he kills your family and makes you watch. dont mess with him yee haw. he is the pride of 8A
Mark: Hey whats up aussie fa-
Aussie Farooq: *Kills family*
Mark: no ple-
oof
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To use one's penis to swirl or otherwise mix a drink being served to an enemy or a woman that has just rejected you
Bartender: That guy was just giving me heaps of attitude like I am his slave so I Aussie Stirred his whisky
Rejected Guy: Just asked that chick if she was up for some scrapes and she spat in my face, good thing I pre-Aussie Stirred that drink I bought her
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A woman who habitually prefers receiving lengthy Australian kisses that bring her up to the Big O plateau and then stays there long enough to have multiple orgasms of increasing intensity and duration.
Because my new girlfriend is an Aussie plateauer, I started doing some tongue exercises to have enough tongue strength and stamina to bring her through 5 orgasms once I got her up to the Big O Plateau!! Now she will never leave me!
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Aussie Antics is a twitch streamer that streams Custom matchmaking and viewer zone wars. He likes food, going to the gym and complaining about the newest fortnite update.
“Oh look Aussie Antics’ is streaming!”
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