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when a gay guy compliments someone’s appearance
“omg do you see that hot guy over there?”
“yeah he’s above average”
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A person who enjoys things. That's it. They don't obsess over it. They just like it. Enjoyers may have abs of steel, good genes, large jaw, muscles, 6ft tall.
"Why yes, I am an average enjoyer of DC"
Can you feel my heart plays
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A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.
Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."
The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...
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The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!
You get the rest...
Average Virgin means people who abuse their Snapchat stories with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins
Virgin: yo I just won a game of Fortnite!
Me: I don't car.. Average
Virgin: HELL YEAH!!!, I hope snapchat likes my win.
Snapchat: we don't care, get A LIFE average virgin
The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.
John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
Average Joe is your couch nerd who can name every movie Susan Sarandon has been in.
He is just your Average Joe.