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when a gay guy compliments someone’s appearance
“omg do you see that hot guy over there?”
“yeah he’s above average”
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A person who enjoys things. That's it. They don't obsess over it. They just like it. Enjoyers may have abs of steel, good genes, large jaw, muscles, 6ft tall.
"Why yes, I am an average enjoyer of DC"
Can you feel my heart plays
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A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.
Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."
The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.
John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.
Boss: how many of these will the customer buy?
Dumbass: the average max is about 36.
for someone to be in good nick requires large muscles and a ripped stomach. The term average nick comes as an insult to a person who really gives it there all in the gym five days a week but just cannot get there muscles big enough or stomach ripped enough to be considered in good nick
Greg - "I've been going to the gym 5 days a week for 6 months"
Richard - "Have you?"
Greg - "yea think its working"
Richard - "em... i suppose your in average nick"
Average Joe is your couch nerd who can name every movie Susan Sarandon has been in.
He is just your Average Joe.