back door torpedo

when you are having sex with a girl and you are about to cum, in one deft movement you pull out and shove it in her anus without warning and immediately ejaculate in a sexual explosion.

last night i gave julie a back door torpedo!

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back door lover

1.)A gay man
2.)A straight man OBSESSED with anal sex
3.)A man who loves back doors

1.)"Look at that back door lover and his little poodle. Poof."
2.)"I'm what you call a back door lover. If it's not brown, i'm not down."
3.)"He seemed like a nice guy until he saw my back door...then he changed completely"

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back door conquistador

phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"

that guy nasty nate is a major back door conquistador

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Back Door Burglar

One who performs in the act of anal sex. Usually refers to a gay man.

See those two guys holding hand? I bet they're back door burglars.

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back door bandit

someone who likes it up the ass

mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit

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back door art

tatoo on a woman's lower back, admired during back door sex.

I couldn't help but admire her back door art work while we went doggie style.

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back door boogie

Either -

a) Someone who ditches his mates early on a night is doing a back door boogie

b) A method of sneaking in clubs, thus avoiding paying the extortionate enterance fees, by kicking in the fire door and running straight into the middle of the dance floor so you cannot be spotted by the meathead bouncers.

"Dude i cannot be arsed paying £10 to get in here tonight"

"Fire door round the back, lets do a back door boogie"

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