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An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.
(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)
Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
The baguette Queen is the queen of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette queen”
Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette queen”
An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars
Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)
... plus i wanted to eat that
A douche bag like chick that prefers to date douche bags.
Ali from the Bachelorette Season 6 is a Douchette Baguette.
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Someone who is not considered attractive.
Why do you think he is cute? He looks like a moist baguette.
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The act of two men using an authentic french baguette for double ended anal intercourse, requiring both parties to face away from each other.
Bro, frenchie and I did the dirty baguette after work the other day!
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A slang term used amungst the manual elite to identify one another as fellow Baguettes for enjoying the art of actuating a clutch.
Universally recognized as praise in the war against the Pathetic Automatic Scum
Alternatively, use 🥖
Have you met Jimbo yet? He's a fellow Baguette (🥖) like us.
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