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Dick and Bail

A one-night stand. To fuck 'em and leave 'em.

Friend 1: "ay brah, how'd that date go?"
Friend 2: "cheya, gave 'em the ol' dick and bail!"

by Shitnibbler May 28, 2019


Double Bail

When BOTH parties bail on a set of plans made earlier.

Me: Hey wanna go shoot guns later?
You: Yea sure, I don't have anything to do.
Me: Be here at 6
You:Ok

20 mins later

Me:Dude I have to bail
You:Yea me too, my car just got stolen
Me:I guess we have to double bail

by Notorious KID August 11, 2009


Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner

Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled

by Harpoon#1 July 5, 2018


bail-mail

An email or text message sent to excuse oneself from assisting in a project, thereby fucking over the person undertaking it. Film students are notorious for it.

Dude, I just got bail-mails from my entire camera and sound departments. How the fuck am I suppose to shoot my thesis film?

by Mr. Wuggs March 25, 2011


Bail baby

When you’re the offspring of Elizabeth Holmes who had you in a futile attempt to avoid jail time.

I Got caught and now I’m going to jail unless I can pop out a bail baby or two!

by mgm8870 April 13, 2023


make bail

to exit an environment, or location. derived from from the act of bailing out of jail, and being able to be released.

this joint boring,, i'm bout to make bail.

by N.E.Means April 19, 2013

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time to bail

Simply means "I'm getting the hell outta here, I'm not hanging around."

"Uhh oh, the boss is on his way and he is pissed with you."
"Uhh, time to bail. Am gone."

by Adam-D February 19, 2016

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