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Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
Korekiyo shinguji but b a l d😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰
Omg it’s Bald Korekiyo 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
The best intramural squad on the University of Akron's Campus. Competing in primarily basketball and flag football.
"Oh great we have to play the Bald Seagulls in the first round"
A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut
"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"
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Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.
Was that chick you went down on hairy?
"No man, she had a bald eagle!"
Right on!
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Larry: oh no i think bald man is here..
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying
Bald man can be a real bitch sometimes
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