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The tiny shards of glass left in the street and sidewalk after a car window is broken by a thief, usually to steal contents from the car and sell them for drug money.
I didn't want to park on that block when I saw a pile of Baltimore Diamonds in the empty space.
I just finished vacuuming a bunch of Baltimore Diamonds out of my backseat.
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The Baltimore accent is a dialect that originated among the blue-collar workers of Baltimore City and is often referred to as "Baltimorese". Its most notable characteristic is the nasally stressed "O" vowel producing a sound close to "Eh-oo". People also tend to use the word "hon" a lot, although this is heard mostly only in the city. The accent sounds very similar to the Philadelphia accent, but with a dash of a southern to it. While it is heard most often and thickest in Baltimore City it is not limited to the city itself and has colored the speech of all the surrounding counties, varying in intensity and usage depending on how close or far from the city one is. If one is thirsty, they ask for a glass of "wooder". If they want to go to Ocean City they say they're "goeen downey owe shin." On the weekends one goes "say-leen" on the "chest-peak bay". "L"s are darkened or not pronounced unless at the beginning of the word. Unlike the south, the i's in words like "right", "might", "kite", etc. are shortened and sound much more northern. "Th's" get pronounced as "d's" or "t's". Unique to Philly and Baltimore, the accent in addition to the Philly accent is the only east coast accent to have developed with inclusion of the pronunciation of "r". Other local dialacts like charleston, new york, and boston do not pronounce their "r"s.
Often Marylanders will try to say Maryland has no accent, but the Baltimore accent makes it impossible to prove this. For all they know, they may have a hint of the accent themselves and never know until they leave the state and come back.
The Baltimore accent is not exactly northern and not exactly southern - how fitting for a state that is just that!
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Its a spin on the infamous Boston Pancake, the difference is after taking a dump on your partners chest you step in the pile with a boot, or vintage Nike running shoe, leaving a shit waffle on their chest...then dispense semen topping
I was going to give you a Boston Pancake, but I didnt feel like sitting in my own shit..so I gave you a Baltimore Waffle instead.
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It's when one person stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the side while another person on the ground catches it either on the face or directly in their mouth.
I gave my landlord the Baltimore Snowball because she raised my rent $25.
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A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.
I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.
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The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.
John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.
Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.
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When a significant other (usually female) moves out of your apartment or residence in the middle of the night with no notice whatsoever, taking all of her clothes and belongings.
**Reference to the Baltimore Colts 1984 move to Indianapolis in the middle of the night.
Meat, when I got back from the football game at Glenbard South, she had Baltimore Colt'd her shit out of there.
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