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A bath tub of piss shit in which you dunk your head.
hey did you hear about bellas hindu baptism?
An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”
When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.
After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.
When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby
Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized
dashan is such a nerd and he gets no tings, he is unknown
"did u hear about that Dashan baptism kid, ughh, he's such a nerd
A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.
Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario
Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination
Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”