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When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.
Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.
A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.
Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!
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<.7.9.7.6.>Bard Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Making Art Through Bards<.7.9.7.6.>
- similar to saying on God however referring to a different power
- the god of dads
On bard I didn't steal that food.
A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.
Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...
When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.
"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."
The Bard shaker, Give me the Bard shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Bard ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?