Turd Barge

A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.

Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"

barging

the act of stroking your dick while it is fully inside another person

Brody and I are going to go barging later tonight if you want to join!

Barged

Barged - Slang - (v.) To move an apartment on to a shipping barge without alerting the tenant

My friend was barged last night. Didn't find out until this morning, when he found himself in the middle of the Atlantic.