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v. vomiting outside, especially on a sidewalk.
Sue drank 14 cups of trashcan punch at the party, and on the way to the car she was barking at ants for ten minutes.
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A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
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Vomiting (esp. in the street)
Landlord: "You look rough mate"
Gus: "I know, I've been barking at the ants all evening, I think it's your dodgy beer"
Landlord: "Well you did drink 19 pints of it"
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(v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
Aaron: "Iloveyoujess."
Jess: "Ew Aaron, stop booze barking."
To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
Bending over and throwing up while outside
At first he felt alright, then suddenly he was bent over barking at the sidewalk.
Vomit, throw up, be sick.
puke your ring, heuwee, do a Jackson Pollock, drive the porcelain bus to pukesville.
Man I shouldn't have smoked that skunk after drinking all that beer and red wine, I think I'm going to bark at the ants.
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