Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

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Baby Batter

When a man ejaculates he produces Sperm(Baby Batter)

Slick Willy left a splatter of baby batter on Monica's Dress!

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battering ram

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.

Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.

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batter up

just starting to go out with someone...moved up from bench warmer to batter up...then 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc etc...

hey guess wut? sarah's batter up!!

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baby-batter

The recipe for humans.

If you mix baby-batter with the right ingredients and two eggs a baby (human) will be the final result.

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ball batter

a males seamen

i covered her face in my ball batter last night

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Baby Batter

The male reproductive stuff, also known as ejaculate

Clinton got baby batter on Ms. Lewinski's blue dress

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