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The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction
"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
Beat The Meat is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper To say that its time to get butt raped by a 3,000 ft pole that comes out of his pants.Then he will say good little kitty cat. Then finally he will give you REALLY a hard blow to your butt.
Walter: You want to Beat The Meat
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME
It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
bruh Im horny af...fuck it im finna call my chick and beat girl meat...lmao
huuuuuuuuuuge tits
that girls got a beat in her meat, the beat in the meat on her is unreal
A handjob.
Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!
Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?
Alder: OH HELL YEAH!
An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.