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Is when an ungrateful sandwich lady makes you a sub sandwich. Then in front of all the other customers, you bend her over the sandwich counter and proceed to fuck her in the ass with the sub sandwich. Aftwards, she will thank you and make you another sandwich.
After that sandwich lady got that dirty beau, she made me the best sub sandwich I ever ate
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Beau Viglione Is a real hunk!!Loves his mommy. Likes to kiss his own butt. Loves Jake Paul. Favorite word is big fat dumby. Loves to read diary of a wimpy kid.
That Beau Viglione sure is a hunk and really loves his mom!
An expression mainly of contempt, but also amusement, or complete indifference. Universally applicable and appropriate to use in any possible situation.
Santa Barbara/Isla Vista slang with origins in 2015. Originally used to rebuke a dog named Beau after he would pee or poop inside the house. Word started to spread at UCSB, then SBCC, has since been used on a variety of campuses in California.
"Dude you going to bed? Wow.. we were gonna watch the movie brah......"
"Sorry bro, aids mid-term tomorrow... good night."
"Wow... Bad Beau"
A pretend boyfriend invented for the purpose of deterring undesirable romantic attention.
Sally got annoyed that, even though she continually turned him down, Brian would not take the hint and stop asking her out. So she made up a "faux beau" in the hopes that Brian would finally leave her alone.
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A close gay friend of a straight female. He can never be her "boyfriend" but he can be her "fake" boyfriend, aka, her faux beau
Straight girl: "You're my faux beau" "I miss my faux beau"
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I didn't believe that he was really a beau-ho until I found the used condom and cum-soaked 20s rolled in his back pocket.
Beau-ho rhymes, so it's fun to say and makes male prostitution seem like a game!
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A tragic and terrible version of the AIDS virus. It causes you to turn into "Beau", a young man from southern California.
Symptoms include: Making poor decisions (mostly purchasing decisions, though it extends to other areas, such as moral and logic), an unhealthy attraction to black men, a strange urge to purchase a motorcycle, going home earlier than everyone else when you are hanging out with friends, eating two slices of pizza at once; done by putting one on top of the other in a rather gross manner, eating quickly in order to 'save time' despite the fact that you have nothing else to do that day, shrinking penis, and finally the growth of a vagina. Also often includes death, but this is usually self-inflicted; Beau-Aids is not fatal in-and-of itself, but the prospect of turning into Beau is often met with such disgust and fear that the victim takes their own life.
Sadly, there is no cure for Beau-Aids. Scientists and doctors work around the clock to find one, but must be careful as they themselves are afraid of catching the horrific disease.
Unlike traditional aids, Beau-Aids is airborne and is contracted by being within 100 feet of a carrier. The most frightening aspect of the disease is that at first glance a carrier can't be identified. Only after being around a carrier for long periods of time can they be identified, more by their seemingly voluntary habits; by this time, it is too late.
The Surgeon General has recently called Beau-Aids "the single most dangerous medical condition of the modern age".
"Well, I'm taking off."
"What? It's only 8:30."
"Gotta get up early tomorrow and go buy sheets with Jaye."
"Shit man, I think you have Beau-Aids."
*gunshot*
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