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The scientific explanation that explains how every building block in this universe is a beaver. This phenomenon is called the the beaver theory.
Another famous theory is that every living organism a beaver is but we don't know because our brain blocks it.
Prof: make sure you learn beaver theory by tomorrow!
Student: Ok beaver!!!!!
Small town on the outskirts of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Home of the flannel and the Beaver Bank Bandits Academy. Big names like Whid have come out of the town and made it big working as a seshologist. Definitely a must see landmark in Nova Scotia.
“The bandits were getting up to no good out in Beaver Bank again”
Is caused by eating hairy pussy and getting a pubic hair stuck in teeth.
Billy got beaver teeth from eating out Sally's hairy bush.
Man, while I was shagging Cindy last night, it smelt like something was dying. It must have been her tart beaver
A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.
At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal
Vaginas with Beaver tails that live in your dirty ass closet.
Clean Yo SHIT!!!!
when I went to clean out my closet, a ton of Vag Beavers ran out and scurried away...... WHAT DA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats nasty yo.
Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.
Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!