Begging the Beef

A person that begs in a pretty trampy or desperate manner, normally for something they will never recieve. Used especially if the begger starts going "Please......please, please???"

"Dude, I'm not buying you a freakin' pint, so stop begging the beef man."

"You think if I beg the beef, she'll gimme her number?"

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P-BEG

(Pee-Beg) noun. Acronymn for Psycho-Bitch Ex Girlfriend.

1. A female who does not realize that breaking up meant that you are no longer together.

2. A female who stalks one's female friends on popular sites such as Myspace and Facebook.

3. A female that attempts to invoke jealousy by pretending to engage is a relationship with another individual (often said individual is said to be a doctor, Army Ranger, Firefighter, Lawyer, Surgeon, etc) as to provoke the person initiating the breakup into desiring to re-establish a relationship with said female.

4. A female who flaunts a current relationship with another individual in an attempt to extract knowledge about the former boyfriend's current relationship.

"Dude, I should have known better when my P-BEG told me she was 28 but was really 33"

"Did I tell you about the time my P-BEG, after dating for 6 months, then informs me she was previously married"

"One day when I was at work, my P-BEG went onto Facebook and friended all my female friends."

"Now my friends are terrified of my P-BEG and will not hold a conversation with me for more than 2 minutes"

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stop begging

A phrase you use when someone is begging

Look at that guy, he needs to stop begging it.

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Don't beg

1.A phrase used when you want someone to stop begging or whining.

2.Something to say when your friends tell you to suck their dick.

1. someone: please please please let me borrow your pen.
someone else: please...don't beg

2.Someone: hey
Someone else: yo
Someone: I hate the color of your shoelaces.
Someone else: well suck my dick
Someone: don't beg
*crowd goes HOT DAMN*

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Don't be a beg

When a girl/boy doesn't like you (anymore) but you don't get the hint.

Boy: how is Danielle ?

Girl: why don't you ask her yourself.

Boy: she doesn't want to speak to me.

Girl: don't be a beg.

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scrambled beg on toast

when someone is attention seeking on social media

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

I'm begging you

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

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