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The war cry of the chavy scum, with their tracksuit bottoms, Primark buffer jacket and fake Ugg boots as they prop the door up of any letting agent in the country with their pram ensconced within their 4th child (all the other children having different fathers waiting impatiently outside chasing pigeons) whilst the Poundland karee-er (aka carrier bag) swings from the handles of the pram, they are heard to cry, Medusa-like, "Do yer take Aaaaasing Benefit?"
Chav Scum "Do yer take Aaaaasing Benefit?"
Letting Agent "Unfortunately not, thank you for your interest in the property but none of our Landlords take Housing Benefit"
Chav Scum "Cheers"
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a girl's way of saying sex now, relationship later.
Guy: "Wanna hook up later? I got the house to myself."
Girl: "I'm not the booty call kind of girl, but we can be friends with benefits"
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Exactly what it means. A friendship which has more of a sexual relatioship which doesnt manipulate the friendship
jerry and mary were Friends With Benefits..... using each other for sexual favours, without the bf/gf tag
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Two friends, a man & a woman, with a casual dating relationship; the benefits can be long,deep,flirting conversations, or jack and jill sessions, or mutual masterbation, or make-out sessions which can include just an exchange of oral sex or penetration sex without commitment.
We're not dating, we're just friends with benefits.Sometimes he comes over and we just talk,other times we masturbate ourselves without touching, then sometimes we get each other off one way or another, once in a while we fuck, its different everytime we see each other.
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1. A safe relationship, that mimics a real partnership but is void or greatly laking jealousy and other such emotions that come with a serious relationship.
2. A physically involved relationship, where both partners enjoy some comforts of sitting on the fence between serious relationship and simple friendship.
3. Any realtionship that can only be catagorized as being between Friends and Partners, also refered to as More then friends
Two people break up over complictaions of a serious relationship and decide to continue their relationship a step down, but not far enough as to have physical bounderies.
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Baby born to a benefit bitch usually sired by 'persons unknown'and often a different skin colour to its mother. Usually one of many siblings born at 9 monthly intervals. The birth of a benefit babe is the benefit bitches equivalent of getting a pay rise, extra milk tokens and often the keys to a larger house. Benefit babes are always saddled with ridiculously flamboyant names similar to those popstars give to their children.
Jackie has just spawned her 12th benefit babe, it just dropped out as she arrived home from the nightclub. Good job she had no knickers on. She's going down to the social tomorrow to claim some extra benefits. She's christened it 'Mary Jo Flo beth Amy Lou Pixie Appple Tesco' Had it been a boy she was going to call it 'Ben' which is short for benefit.
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