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A Negative thought that can feel like it’s consuming your mind. Putting your head into a black hole where all thoughts go to make you feel worse.
I can’t live with these black hole thoughts, they’re eating me alive.
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When somehow you collapse upon yourself while in debate with a troll. Not realizing you have been trolled until you have fallen victim.
Troll alternate account "okay guys the state of california is actually going to outlaw obesity, we must stand and fight!!"
You "That could never happen, its a violation of our civil rights and what it means to be an american!"
Troll "Whos to say whats american you god damn liberal!"
You "Im not a liberal asshole. I dont even vote or really care!"
Troll "lol"
You "oh fuck me! Troll black hole"
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The shape the lighter makes when you burn heroin on a spoon. It's a yellow ring with a black center. Like a "Black hole sun".
Guy 1: Hey have you seen that black hole sun?
Guy 2: Yeah man I have just what you need.
or some such bullshit
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Someone who not only does not add to any nascent banter, but, whenever they are around, the banter disappears due to their incredible density and the unbelievable absence of their banter. Often shortened to B.B.H.
He's a complete B.B.H. Banter Black Hole
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A Black Hole Bong is when you mix a Time Bomb with a Gravity Bong. It is the merger of stoner space and time. The act of ripping a Black Hole is called "entering the event horizon" and it will get you interstellarly blazed.
Alright boys, let's rip this Black Hole Bong. I'm ready to enter the event horizon!
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When a group of men engage in anonymous sexual activity in a dark room wearing masks to hide their identities:
Joey’s hand gun went missing from his house. He had another one of those fucking Black Hole Party!
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A situation where the fabric of shorts is drawn into the crotch area, sucking it inward as a black hole sucks in matter. Most frequently occurs between the legs of heavier women, often those wearing short shorts or shorts that are just a little too small. As the wearer walks, the friction of the legs being rubbed together pushes the fabric upwards, resulting in black hole crotch.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.
Oh God, that woman had to be over 300 pounds! Why was she wearing short shorts? I think that was the worst case of black hole crotch I've ever seen...
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