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to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.
"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"
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When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.
Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.
Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
When you pour a box of wine into a camelback and your kidneys become britta filters when you pee it out. This phrase is often said in a Brooklyn accent.
"You brought the Franzia? Is it a Britta Bladder Bags night?!"
Your bladder is full and you need to pee badly and you can't find a bathroom and don't know how long you can hold it before you go on yourself.
Hurry I'm having a full bladder emergency.
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When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.
My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder
When you had a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore and made you pee yourself
(didn't really happen):I was in the pool for a while and had to pee badly and my friend talked to me for a while and my bladder was bursting my legs were crossed and when my friend stopped talking I got up to use the bathroom and made it but my bladder just couldn't hold anymore and tried to hold long enough to use the toilet but I had a full bladder accident before I could use the bathroom and my bathing suit was soaked in pool water and my pee from my bladder.
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When two males approach a urinal at about the same time, the person who pees longer gets the biggest bladder award.
I was in the bathroom the other day and I beat this guy and I got the biggest bladder award.
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