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A male orgasm of gigantic proportions; the mother of all ejaculations.
"Oh boy last night with Eileen was a real scrtom blaster."
Or: "Whew, Betty's sister's a scrotum blaster."
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The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.
I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.
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When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.
Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!
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Used to describe a crappy invention. Usually made by a high school student or an overzealous college grad. Useless in many ways.
Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!
The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster
Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?
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1) An action card in the game "Forbidden Desert" that is used to blast away all of the sand cards covering an action tile
2) An aggressive dump
Jeff: Hey man, how was meeting your girlfriend's parents last week?
Allen: Everything went alright except that I had to take a massive dune blaster half way through dinner. It felt like the scene from the movie Gravity where the space capsule violently shakes and heats up as it barrels through the atmosphere at Mach 25.
noun (adventure time slang)
A jerk
Syn: Real outloud flim flammer
Finn: "I'm gonna be frank here, your son's a real-time jingle blaster."
A sport similar to Airsoft in Australian being banned by every single state due to the lack of brain cells that the Police have.
Police: We are now banning Gel Blasters
Literally everyone: ANGERY SMART NOISES