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An adult (mostly late teens) who act like they're better than everyone else because they follow a certain religion, leading them to think they are always right about everything. They get triggered easily and claim they can beat people up (but end up getting the shit kicked out of them). They also tend to hate the LGBTQ community and are extremely racist, and they also get triggered by memes about God.
He got triggered because I sent him a picture of God with a bra on, salty ass religious bloke.
An absolutely contemptible human being, who has long ago crossed the fine line between being a decent lad and being a despicable human being. Known for doing horrific things to other people, especially under the influence of alcohol.
"Jon Strang is an awful bloke - I mean, it's all fair to get horrendously wrecked, but shitting on half the doorsteps in Chelsea and abusing complete strangers on a bus takes it too far."
Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.
"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"
A British Man who owns many cats, the male equivalent to Cat Lady.
Hey look how many cats that guy has! He's a total Cat Bloke!
Polish bloke is a guy that eats drinks and breaths vodka and pierogi
this man cant be stopped
he is the polish bloke
Person1: woooo calm down mate i think you drank enough
Person2: Co ty kurwa pierdolisz
Person1: Ohhhhh your a polish bloke
Bloke Party - when an older twenty-something male gets invited by usually two or more females younger than him for snacks and wine - normally held in a house, a car or a rendez vous somewhere
Heeey wanna get high by gettin' dowwwn to get up up upppppp Bloke Party yoooo boi!
The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.
Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro