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Blumpkin

Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.

Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.

Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.

Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.

Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.

Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.

by fuckoffyougutterslut February 12, 2014

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Blumpkin

A nickname for Virgina Governor, Glenn Youngkin.

Virginia Governor Glenn Blumpkin is a fascist who targets public school educators, who are absolute angels.

by Beccamckennabrady January 25, 2022

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Blumpkin

The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.

Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.

by wing513 June 23, 2011

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Blumpkin

Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob

Damn bitch give me a blumpkin

by Bitchwantme December 4, 2013

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blumpkin

1. (blump-kyn)-noun
The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.

Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.

by jibjabjibjab December 10, 2010

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blumpkin

what jp wants from andrea

jp - andrea give me some blumpkin
andrea - no!
tina - i'll do it!

by jTHIZZwhaa November 29, 2005

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Blumpkin

verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.

Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.

by n24 September 9, 2009

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