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bogging

Dogging in a bog

Yesterday, during bogging, an elderly gentleman was hammering his balls against my windscreen.

by BoggingMySon June 23, 2009

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BOG

Big Ol' Gal - A southern expression describing a large girl.

The BOG's were out at Walmart today.

by poppa jayroe August 17, 2010

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Bog

to unsuccesfuly attempt something or be unssucesful in general through out life.

Did you see Brian spill his coffee? What a bog

by $pmoney$ January 20, 2015

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bogging

adj. unhip, outre, five-minutes-ago

Those pants are bogging awful. My father has a pair just like them

by jaymo June 25, 2003

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Sweaty Bog

The Bog is the area between the genitalia (usually male) and the asshole. This area is also known as the Taint but when it is particularly sweaty, slimy or not clean it is referred to as "the bog".

After having sloppy sex all night and then going for a jog. Kenny declared, "Man, my bog is sweaty."

Alan had a sweaty bog because he refused to shower for a week.

by dirtykurty September 8, 2010


bog mummy

Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.

Did you see Kevin last night? He hooked up with that bog mummy at the beach last night.

by sadeeki85 June 2, 2014


Bog-Pimp

The legend of the Bog-Pimp has its origins in the murder of a prolific pimp from ancient times whose name has thus far escaped archaeological records. Stabbed in the back by one of his ancient hoes, the still living pimp was dumped in a bog and left for dead.

Ten years later, the hoe that murdered him was found dead. Her family was killed as well, and her friends and people to whom she owed money. Their faces, bruised and bloodied, showed signs of both beating and slashing, purportedly caused by the sharp, bony fingers of the Bog-Pimp.

According to legend, the decayed body of the Bog-Pimp still walks the Earth, allegedly occupying his time with the punishment of treacherous hoes, snitches and naughty children.

"Rat on your pop, and the Bog-Pimp will get you."

by Richard Hollingfuck December 26, 2012