Dry-Boiled

When you boil the kettle without any water, causing the damned thing to hiss and possibly damage itself. Annoying as fuck.

Did you say you'd make me a coffee? That was ages ago!
Yeah, I had to start again because I dry-boiled the kettle.

boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.

1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

boiling whirl

Multiple ropes of spunk swirling around in a hot tub at any local hourly hot tub rental establishment

I was terrified to use the hot tub due to the fear of the boiling whirl.

boiled bacon

Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger

Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon

boiled the bunny

the act of a girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, someone you had a one-night stand with, etc. going off the deep end and becomes obsessive and/or delusional

guy 1: I told my girlfriend I had basketball practice and she still called me 10 times in 2 hours

guy 2: You need to dump her man, she's officially boiled the bunny on you