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a man who is a selfish and plays mind games
"that bologna bitch broke my heart"
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The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon.
He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.
I was born and raised in Bologna. My grandfather used to tell me stories about bologna man,a goblin from Portugal that travels to Italy when Bologna is playing. He scores 6 penalties and then disappears until the next Bologna game! I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium!
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a womans vagina is extremely large and her lips are inside out
Holy fuck her pussy fell out its a bologna hole
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A euphemism for intercourse, referring specifically to a man's penis which is inserted into an orafice, rendering the penis unseeable.
Hey baby you wanna go play hide the bologna, you bitch.
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1. (n) A game where one creates a bulls-eye on a wall with masking tape and, from a distance, throws slices of bologna at the target.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.
Susie: "Why do you smell like lunch meat?"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"
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Term used by virgins who don't know the difference between a nipple and areola to describe breasts with large areolas.
Virgin: Dude, that bitch has totally nasty bologna nipples.
Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.
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1. n.: an utterly disturbed combination of words that couldn't possibly exist or mean anything. 2. n.: pubic growth made entirely of bologna...of course.
- Wow! Look at those fine fine bologna pubes!
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